Dunkin' Donuts fills my soul with delicious coffee, however they do not understand "light on the cream cheese." I would not have gotten any but my coupon required me to get cream cheese in order for the bagel to be 99 cents. I find this very stupid. It would save them money and a glob-ton of smeary, gooey animal bi-product if they just let me get a plain bagel for the same price.
I opened the toasty brown bagel to find enough cream cheese to patch a hole in the Hoover Dam. They almost redeemed themselves by giving me a knife. I started scraping, continued scraping, scraped some more, then gave it one final scrape and almost got most of it off.
That pesky cream cheese is potent though. There was a layer that seeped into my innocent bagel. So I had to decide between eat and bare the consequence or go hungry.
So I embraced the name Dunkin' and dunked that cream cheese tainted bagel into my delicious dark roast coffee. I love their bagels but they are a bit tough after being toasted and cooling off. I ate the whole thing but the combination of coffee and cream cheese forced the contents of my stomach to evacuate promptly.
Moral of the story, sometimes the deal isn't worth the dairy.
Let's do this,
Jillian
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